Standing in the kitchen minding my own business eating raw cookie dough I feel a little tap, tap on my back side. I turn around to find my precious 2 year old, Landon with a Nerf rifle as tall as him and a great big grin on his face HAHAHA, I JUST SHOT YOU IN DUH GREAT BIG HINEY! I don't have to take this kind of abuse. Maybe I should take the hint and put the cookie dough away...maybe in the trash. No chance.
