The things we say

I hear myself saying the same things over and over. Here are a few...
1. Get your hand out of your pants.
2. Why are you on the table?
3. Is everybody happy? (this is usually when the kids are all buckled before I leave the driveway)
4. Did you brush your teeth yet?
5. You can have a snack after you eat dinner.
6. If I had to choose out of all the 6 year old boys in the world I'd pick you.
7. Do you need to potty?
8. Where is the head to that Star Wars guy?
9. No Honey, you have no idea...I love you. (this is a you-are-aggrevating-me-but-I-love-you-anyway comment)
10. If you don't stop sucking your thumb your teeth are going to look like Bug Bunny's teeth.
11. You were not born with a spirit of fear.